A few questions

I just thought I would ask a few questions today

Number one. Would you trade your life for mine? (loser)

2. Who thinks that the number 87 is the funniest number ever?

3. How much TV have you watched today?

4. I'm sexy

5. Who wants to see me do the robot?

6. Do you like your own feet?

7. Ate nine that bastard

8. Do donuts turn you on?

9. Who has a boyfriend or girlfriend that they want to kill?

10. Who has already killed them?

11. Who here thinks that my thought of the day is all the thinking I do all day?

12. Who wants my number?

13. A little cocky is not my frickin' middle name

14. Who thinks that peanut-orange flavored gram crackers would be da bomb?

15. Who gives black style hugs here?

16. ?

17. Who could read that?

18. Do you lick white walls?

19. Do you think that it would be funny if the man who invented publics accidentally named it pubics

1523. I like superheros, so sue me.

20. Who here thinks that these aren't good questions, or not questions at all?

21. Who here like puns as much as I do?

22. do you feel the urge to sit on your right hand?

23. Who here has played charades naked?

24. Is right before 25

25. Who wants my money?

26. Who wants to post a comment that is longer then 3 damn words?

27. Ok I'm done

28. I said I'm done...

29. How the hell do I shut this thing off?

30. AHHH!!!

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40.

77.....

Thought of the day: this is a good news bad news thought, the good news is there is no bad news, the bad news is I forgot the good news.

Freezing water and ruby red bodies

Ok, first off, this blog is rated PG13, so quit complaining about the way I think.

Anyway what I'm really bloging about is, well, everything, everything that has happened in the last week that is. Ok, right now I am in a lot of pain because I am sunburned from head to toe and my arms ache from tubeing behind a speed boat, but I will tell more about that later. Over the past few days I have been interacting with the local rednecks because there is absoloutly nothing else to do, (not that their bad of people or anything like that, their just, well, rednecks). That being said, I must say that Tennesseeans are much more friendly then Texans (even though Texas is still my favorite state) in Texas its like "hey dude, can I borrow your basketball, thanks dude," where as here its like "hey yall, wanna come play volleyball with us," so uhh, yeah, that's what I've been doing... That and some stupid jackass style stunts with some of the people here.
Since for the last few days I have been sitting in a trailer playing speed all day I will skip to ahead, to yesterday, Easter. The people who live here invited us to go tubeing on their boat with them so we all hoped on and we out to the middle of Douglass lake, I personally think I did pretty well, I only fell off the thing once out of four times. The first time me and another dude were on the tube going about 25 or 30 MPH behind a speedboat (of course) and the only reason I fell off is because we hit a wave and went about 5 feet into the air sending me up even higher and then down into the water. The second time it was the other guy who fell off, we once again hit a huge wave and went airborne only when we landed our heads smacked together causing him to tumble off the tube. The third and fourth time were pretty normal, nothing really special happened. When we got back we went fishing in a little pond for a little bit, (where we had before caught a foot and a half long fish of some kind with a net) and then simply went to bed. Other then that their isn't really much to say, my parents talked the direct TV people into giving us a DVR so that's cool, and I was a witness in a basketball court brawl.
There you have it, that is everything that has happened in Tennessee for the last week, EVERYTHING!

Thought of the day: If you can read my mind you deserve to know what I think of you.

Crackin' up

Lately people have been saying that I am funny, how am I funny, am I a clown to you?
Also some people say I get all of my humor from TV, well that is a total lie........ god damnit

Thought of the day: if you can touch my belly button your to close.

A Bit More Time Today...

Well, I am here at the sevierville library where I am blogging to let everyone know just what has been happening, first things first, I am *not* being pressed for time today so I have all the time in the world, today anyway. Second, well there is no second, there is just the beginning, which was about 1 week ago (flash back). It was a wendsday, we were packing up the trailer to go to Canton TX when the one cyclops attacked... no... wait, that wasin't me, starting over. It was a wendsday and we were driving to Canton from Houston, (about a 3 hour drive, which is kinda short if you travel as much as I do) once in Canton I soon discovered that this was going to be the most boring weekend of my life (at least sence Arizona) because we were going to be staying at a flea market with no internet, no T.V. and no one to talk to. After fighting insanity for 3 days it was finally sunday and we were going to leave the next morning, later that night we recieved a call saying that the Paones were going to be staying in Dallas for a few months, I quickly told my mother to tell them to change their plans so they could spend the night with us so that I would have somthing to do untill we leave (that and I was about to start talking to myself), Needless to say I had a good day that day. The next day we all woak up and got ready to go up to Sevierville Tennessee (the place where I spent ten years of my life doing nothing in paticular), after we packed up the trailer and all that there really isn't much to tell, me and my dad traveld in the truck, while my mom and Amy traveld in the little car, (dont ask about what happened in there cuz I have no idea) me and my dad mostly just listen to music and what not, my dad would listen to the Bible on tape, and then we would switch off and listen to my head banging music which inspired me to stick my toung out and make the "I love you" sign in sign laguge when a car of old ladys passed by. The next day we basically did the same thing, drove all day long untill we came the the place we were supost to stay at. When we pulled the trailer into the park we knew that there had to be a mistake. The trailer park was the most hiddiously discusting and poorly degsined thing I have ever seen, it was so bad I was beginning to hope that somone would kill the degsiner. We drove around the cliffside trailer park untill we came to A FREAKIN' DEAD END! the road just stoped the only thing we could do was back up the side of the hill (also to add to the peril about 1 foot to the left of the road was a 15 food drop into Duglass lake). After about an hour we finally got out of the stupid god forsaken place only to drive half a mile up the road to another annoying hillside crap heap, (unfortunatlly this *was* the one we were supost to stay at) I guess its a fad in Tennessee to build annoying trailer parks. The next day we woak up and got ready to go to my old house (the really really big one that would be ther perfect place to live if only it were in texas) where we were going to go pick up our satalite dish so that we could watch T.V. again, (were total junkies, mom would die withough "who wants to be a millionare") while we were there we saw a few familliar sights, we saw the trampolien (which I miss because when we had it mom would never nag me to go outside) and my kitty bella. I think she rememberd me to, I called her name and like most cats she just went on walking, but detrmined to get her attention I called her name again, she turned her head and looked with a suprized face, then slowly walked up to me and sorta just stared at me when I picked her up, then, she ran off (like most cats do). The next day ( today) we went to see my arch enemy Mr. Flea market for a few minutes to check out our booth where I had before vowd to destroy all flea markets in exsistence. After that, went here... thats it, I'm done. Bye

Thought of the day: If you ever "accidently" kill the negibors dog, put it under his pillow that way he will think the tooth fairy did it.

(once again... no spellcheck, sorry.)

I'll be back when the sun sets over Texas

Ok sorry to everyone who reads my blog , I know I havent posted recently, and the reason is because we have been in a place where I didnt have any internet, infact right now I am in an internet cafee, *sob* the trailer park I am at has no internet so expect my posts to be few and far between. Anyway we are supost to go back to Texas some time in November so my posts will be about 2 every month, so, I'll say I'm sorry to all my fans one more time. Well I'm being pressed for time so im going to have to go now. Good bye everyone, I'll be back eventually.

Thought of the day: If satin ever asks you for your soul take of your shoe and give that to him, then snap your fingers and point at him while walking backwards and making a "tsssss" sound.

P.S. sorry for the bad spelling, I dont have time to spell check it.