2(2x + 1) - 11 = 2x - 5

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Thought of the Day: Homosexuality is unto Elton John as stink is unto crap

Random Repetitive Ramblings

Welp.... its been about two weeks since my last post and I still have yet to think of anything worth posting... so, I'm just going to fill you in on recent happenings (with the classic Clown twist).

Ok, First off, my family’s been visiting, and for me, having in the area of 20 "close enough" siblings its really not that big a deal. Its been fun though, I got to see me sister and my niece before they flew off the Philippines, and I got to see my brother and brother-in-law spend all day playing video games... Yeah... Riveting. Also, recently, I had a dental revelation, spending 5 dollars on a "4ish" inch tube of tooth paste, that, along with triple A batteries and some brand new comfy black undies added up to a total of 20 dollars, AKA, MY FRICKEN' LIFE SAVINGS!
I've also been spending time in the local Wall-Mart playing their ever so addictive Guitar Hero game they have set up for junkies like me. But it all gets me to thinking, why can't they make a Piano hero? Piano is fun to play. The only reason no one wants to play it is because they are afraid of being called "Pianists". Well I have news for you, Pianism isn't as gay as Elton John and Liberace make it out to be, in fact the quickest way to a woman’s heart is through music.... or food.... or sex..... well.... there are plenty of ways to a woman’s heart, but the Piano is a sure thing. Anyway, I know there are going to be hundreds (and by hundreds I mean 6 or 7) comments saying how gay piano is and how I totally screwed up the ways to a woman’s heart, so I will stop there.

Along with the dental revelation I also realized a few things since I last posted. One thing is that I don't like when my parents read my blog around me, its just weird, so.... if you’re reading this, don’t read it near me.

I realized that the things I currently want to be most in life are a Graphic artist, Pianist, Break dancer and Ping Pongist.(don’t laugh, its not nice)

And I realized that Hanes really are the best.

Welp... that’s pretty much all that’s been going on here..... so....



Thought of the Day: The man at Best Buy seemed surprised when I asked for a Vampire Protector rather then a surge protector. I think he'll think a bit differently when he gets fed upon

Paranoia vs Protection

There are 10 things in this world one should avoid in order to stay alive, and these are them.
*note* I realize that in reality there really are more then ten, but I believe that these are the ten most urgent things, the ten things you should ALWAYS be looking out for

10. The first thing you should avoid to ensure your longevity are prom queens. I have seen enough dorky teen comedies in my day to know that they can be deadly with those flowers and bitchy remarks

9. GOOGLE BLOGGER!!!....... AHHHHHHH

8. Spastic fits of rage where you lose consciousness only waking up to find yourself rubbing your nipples. These can be very bad in the wrong crowds, namely gay bars.

7. Dreams.... where you wake up to find yourself rubbing your nipples. Ok so its not lethal but it can still be rather bad *cough* check your sheets if you don't believe me

6. Blankets/sheets/underwear featuring Batman. it may sound stupid but if your sheets ever did come alive batman would be the LAST person you would want to have to wrestle to the ground.

5. people who use cursive WHILE TALKING! Its more dangerous then you think just because of the fact its never happened before, who knows what would happen if it did. For all we know the universe could crumble, I don't really want to find out myself.

4. www.wekillyou.com, the name alone not only suggests caution, but invokes curiosity and stupidity, especially among stoners.

3. People who say their a sex machine. Well think of it this way, if they were built for sex who knows what else they could of been built for, possibly, MURDER! perhaps. They might not even know it either, maybe its in their programing to not know they’re killers, and then just when you least expect it... BAM! you die during the best sex ever.

2. Kevin Bacon....... he freaks the S*^$ out of me

and 1. Well, this ones kinda gonna be a tough one to tell you, but it needs to be said, so ill just say it..... look to the person next to you.......


Thought of the Day: The Lifetime network has shown us that if you’re a girl there’s a 100% chance that the person sitting next to you will rape you, and if you’re a guy there’s a 100% chance that the girl sitting next to you will kill you for cheating on her... sucks huh

Can't Help Myself

I must....
Also check out this (most recent) trailer

Yes... I know... I'm a nerd...



Thought of the Day: A wise man would tell you "junk food is bad for you" but a wiser man would tell you "bad for you, is junk food"

I'm Not Here

People of blogtoria, I'm not here to post about my beautiful 115 pound girlfriend with the auburn hair and hourglass body, I don't have one. I'm not here to post about my adorable 6 month old baby girl who just learned her first words, I don't have one. I'm not here to post about the new way to play the latest family song on my kick ass 500$ guitar, I don't have one. I'm not here to post about the Awesome adventure I have with my best friend who is always at my side, I don't have one. I'm not here to post about my big house with the winding staircase leading to the roof, where on dark nights you can see every star, I don't have one. I'm not here to post thousands of pictures of friends I don't care about enough remember their names, I don't have them. I'm not here to post about happy memories of lying under the stars with that special person that always made me smile, I don't have them. PEOPLE, I'm not here to post about my LIFE... I! DON'T! HAVE! ONE!!!

I AM here to post about my thoughts, I have them. I'm here to post about my favorite TV show, I have that. I'm here to post about memories of BAD times, times where everything seems to go wrong, but somehow I always managed to come out feeling better then when I went in, I have them. I'm here to post about things that make ME laugh, that make ME happy, that make ME fell good, I HAVE THEM!

I'm here so I can realize that I am not like you, that I will never be like you, I will never have what you have. I will never be the guy with the totally hot girl friend everyone is drooling over. I will never be the person with the friendship people envy. I will never be the guy with the big house and cool things. In fact, I am everything I never wanted to be.

What I am is a loser, a geek, a pushover, a video game junkie, an avid comic book fan, a pop culture encyclopedia, for god sakes I spend half my time looking up the Marvel universe on WIKIPEDIA!!!.... but you know what, I think I'm ok with it. because when I go to bed between the time I lay down and the time I fall asleep... I am that guy. I am the guy with the girlfriend so hot she burns your skin when you come within 5 feet. I am the guy with the best friend I've never doubted. I’m the guy with the big house and fancy garage (that hasn’t been converted into 2 spare bedrooms). And I gotta tell you......



......it feels good.

(note) I know these last few posts haven't been as funny as the rest, and I promise I'll get back to the good old posts soon, I just needed to write these things down where people could read them. In fact just to prove I can still be funny I have made a special thought of the day just for the occasion (well not really). Oh also, in case you didn't know, that whole post about me quitting was an April fools joke.



Thought of the day: before you die I think it would be a nice gesture to check your own pulse, perform CPR, and give yourself mouth to mouth, then break the bad news to your family, just so the doctor doesn't have to.

The End of the Clown

I quit...

-Signed Benjamin B. Bruni (so you know its really me... yes I know my initials are BBB, I can't help it)



Thought of the Day: Jesus, no matter how much you pray, no matter how many keys you claim WON'T help you beat a video game.