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Do you ever get the feeling that you might be making a huge mistake in some part of your life. A mistake that has the potential to either make you or break you. A mistake that could send you down a road of glee and delight, but could also end up sending you down a road of simultaneous depression and embarrassment?.............

.........Sucks for you, I don't.

P.S. if you were wondering if I was trying to be all artistic with my profile picture by not centering it your wrong, I just wanted a square picture (without my bothers arm and hair in the shot)



Thought of the Day: Did you know that Tuna fish is Satan's AND Hitler's favorite food, next to the tormented souls of the innocent that is.

I added a chat.

See --->

For people who want to talk to me :D
and stuff...

P.S. if you want to talk, just click the thing that is halfway covered (stupid size malfunction) that says set name.... or whatever it say. Its best to get an account, it takes like 0.2 seconds, but you can also just put a name there.


Thought of the Day: I really think I hate Dr. Phil.... I really do

Note to self...

Never get pretend married online to a girl just because she said you were cute and gave you a pretend lap dance. She'll just end up getting a pretend divorce the next day and running off with someone way less "smexy"........


In other news HEATH LEDGER DIED TODAY!!!!...... honestly....... I DID NOT see that coming.



Thought of the Day: OH NO!!! what will happen to BATMAN!!! NOOOOOOO!

Because It Seemed Important...

... Well sorta... actually not really.

Anyway....

I just thought I would let everyone know that, after spending the entire 16 years of my still young life without ever once making a new years resolution, or at least not one I really meant, I finally have.

Though I don't feel like I should tell you what it is, seeing as how its pretty personal, I'm just going to say... its juicy, real juicy... in a very... sad... sad way.

And on that note (but so far off for all who don't know who... err... what I'm talking about. I.E. everyone), *ahem* Please... leave my brain alone, your pink fuzzy heart shaped ninja sword of doom's constant fantasy love slashes at my imagination is causing me to lose focus on things real....

and now... I retire.... Insane.....
HAHAHHAAHAH....ahhhhh


Thought of the Day: last night, believe it or not, I had a dream that I was a midget, and I fell in love with a girl that was half girl half fairy, but she was also sweedish, in her late 40's, and weighed about 115 to 170 pounds (it changed randomly), I later found out that she was a criminal known for taking advantage of midgets and making them fall in love with her, most surprisingly female midgets, ranging from what I could tell about 16 to 25 years old. The funny thing was they were all surprisingly hot for midgets... and naked, they were all naked too, hot naked teen-age midgets... *cough*... anyway, I ended up pretending to like her after I found out about her dirty little secret, but then called the wall-mart security on her, and had her sent away. I think the reason I was the only one out of her midget following to find out about her evil-ness was because I was part leprechaun, just like she was half fairy.... weird huh.........

A New Year

Before you ask the question your going to ask I'm going to answer that question, before you ask it. No, I am not going to post about my Christmas or my New Year's party because frankly thats not any of your business. Also, I have always thought it's rather pointless telling people about all the fun you've had, I think it just bugs people. Instead, I am going to make a list. A list of ESSENTIALS, for next years Christmas party\ New Years party.

Item Number 1. Mop. A mop will come in very handy if you have small children around who like to make messes.

No. 2. Bucket. At most party's there are plenty of guests, and plenty of guests means plenty of cars. Don't you think it would be great to have a bucket that everyone could put their keys into. That way no one would have to wast time looking for their keys, they'll know just where they are

No. 3. Padding around the Toilet. If you're anything like me you know just how painful it can be sitting on a toilet without foot padding, if you have anything from a stubbed little tow to a nasty bunion its a must. Also the guests will love it, and want to come back for future party's.

No. 4. Laundry Soap. Nothing stains that red and green sweater like Eggnog, and theres no greater annoyance then not being able to wash it out right away. So make sure you have plenty on hand.

No. 5. Low Beds. My motto has always been safety first, and if there is one thing bunk beds aren't, its safe. Make sure that if someone falls asleep at the party from all the filing food (sometimes thats all it takes) put him on one of the low beds, so that he won't accidentally roll off and hurt his jaw and have to walk around for the next three days thinking to himself "why the hell does my jaw hurt so bad?"

And last but not least, the most essential thing in any party is a healthy supply of tomato juice, theres nothing better to start the new year off with a big heaping plate of blueberry pancakes and a nice big glass of tomato juice, yum.

Oh and is it to much to ask for a car with decent shocks? I almost hurled twice in that fricken' thing.


Thought of the Day: I put the "meister" back in Jagermeister... as in, "oh that class clown is such a.... cool meister".... or, or, "Pimp Meister"............. Yeah.