Thursday, October 02, 2008

Till' Further Notice

Ladies and Gentlemen of the beautifully deserted world of "my fan base", I am writing this post to regretfully (or maybe not so) inform you that I will be hearby closing this blog via abandonment effective immediately. I'm sure you all saw it coming, but never the less, I feel I should answer the question before it comes up. The question...

...Why?...

well the answer can be summed up in 3 letters, ADD. Now I'm not saying that I HAVE ADD... but somehow I get the feeling that, just like the moon, it effects me in some way I don't fully understand.

Everyone always says "no matter how busy your day is, you still have at least 5 minutes a day to write something down" and, this is true, except, I'd much rather spend those 5 minutes climbing, or chatting, or pwning some noobs online. Maybe I should of made more of an effort to blog more, but.... I didn't..... so deal with it. Some may say that by abandoning this ironically already forsaken place that I am "taking the easy way out". But then my motto has always been "the easiest way is THE EASIEST WAY" (pretty simple huh, you'd be suprised just how easy it is to live by that motto). So with that being said I will end this final post in a familer way.

BOM BOM BOM YOU GUESSED IT, ITS THE ONE AND ONLY....


THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!!!

Many people in my life have told me that I'm crazy and that I need to stop and take a good look at my life. To those people I say, if you can see your life... your essence, what ever your telling me to "take a good look at" then YOU sir are the crazy one. Maybe YOU should take a good look in the mirror when you call me crazy. I'll even make it easy for you, and stand inbetween you and a mirror when you say it so that at the exact moment you say "your" I will duck down so that when the word "crazy" exits your mouth you will be looking at yourself, and at the muscles in your mouth moving like eels moving on a fat womans body, wet and slimy and so unappealing it would make you sick. And as you look at yourself, looking back at yourself, you just might reconsiter what YOUR doing with your life. Because I know what your doing with it, your standing in front of a mirror, moving your lips and tongue while simltaniously vibrating the cordes in your throat achieving what early man called "GUHHHHHH" (they spoke something far diffrent then english, but I assume in their language that meant something like "speach"). So think on that the next time you open your mouth, just how stupid you look. How unnattractive your mouth is, flopping up and down, spewing out saliva like the boiling rocks of crakatoa. sending out sound waves like they were tie-dye T-shirts straight out of the 1970's via a time machine hooked up to fusion power, cheap and a dime a dozen. Aside from the time machine and the fusion power generator, which would of cost ALOT. All this to say I've completely lost my train of thought.... ... . dot

Tex

Tex