New Years Eve

Is this not the best smile you have ever seen... Look very closely just behind Brendon... Yeah.

P.S. I got a hair cut since then... it looks much better.


Thought of the day: Ironing your under ware while wearing them is never a good idea, but thats a story for another time.

Class Clown: The Return

That's right, finally, I'm posting again. I know what your thinking "it hasn't been THAT long has it?" well... It seems like longer..... Anyway, This post here should sum up everything that I have done since my last post. First Things First. I went to my brothers house to spend Christmas new years and any other holidays in between then and march. It was a good Christmas, I wont bore you with explaining every gift I got so I will just name them off in the handy vertical list

Shoes
Toiletry bag
2 shirts (one which I already had)
a bag of marshmallows
a marshmallow gun
and Final Fantasy XII

now do you see... Do you see why I haven.... No.... Why i COULDN'T post. I'm lost in the 40+ hour world of ivalice trying to save it from the evil Vayne and other shifty characters. Oh and if you are wondering, no, I haven't beaten it. Anyway, where was I. Christmas Dinner was also good but food is food so what can I say. We spent the next few days watching TV, watching Jesse fight Giant monsters, and launching nearly lethal marshmallows down peoples throats. I'll skip all the days of me playing video games (you can watch that on the documentary my brother is making of me on his new video camera... Really he's making it) and get straight to the interesting parts... humm, (pondering)... ahh, New years. I spent my new years eve in down town Austin with my brothers, sister-in-law, sister, nephew and niece (in case any of you REALLY want to know) which was pretty fun. We went to a parade where I swear the dancing confetti girls were trying to murder me with (much like the marshmallows) lethal balls of confetti to the face... If it was anything other then paper... I could of died. After that we walked around and saw some shows, heard some poetry, and walked halfway across down town Austin to see 6 florescent lights, you see, the event paper told us it was a spectacular tunnel of lights, BULL CRAP IT WAS SIX FLORESCENT LIGHTS IN A ROW. The poets weren't that bad though (I personally thought it was "a-hi-a-coo", but I guess we all still have things to learn). I can't remember any of the shows really except the "people dancing on the hotel wall" one. I especially remember wondering if it was 2 gay looking men in spandex, or women. I turns out, they may have been women... So... I'm still wondering.... Anyway, we went home and in the spirit of the new year, my brother made me and my sister what I think was a sour apple martini. I was pretty sure he made my sisters to strong when she turned at me with a big stupid smile on and said "woah... Its like... I'm looking here... And I turn this way... And everything gets dizzy until I look this way.... AHAHA" the weird thing was the glass was half full. Anyway, that about sums up everything I've done here unless you want to hear all about my adventures in the land of Playstation. So until next time everyone.


Thought of the day: much like certain fish, celling fans will lure you in with their bright light and kill you if your not careful.

This Christmas...

...I am getting the greatest gift of all......

.... my sanity,
and by that I mean...


I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ARIZONA!!!!!


Thought of the Day: Recent studies prove that penguins aren't that keen on elves

Public Bathrooms

A few days ago I went to bathroom to take a shower, but needed to go the bathroom first. So I went into the stall and sat down. My eye was immediately caught by strange writings on the wall

Wall: for hot sex be here at 12 15 10:pm
Ben: (looks at watch)
Watch: 12 15, 9:19
Ben: humm, I guess I had better hurry up with this shower
Ben: (walks into the shower stall)
Bathroom door: CREAK
Ben: looks at watch
Watch: 9:56
Door: Creak... Creak
People (at least 3): blah blah blah

I can't help but wonder if they all heard the walls offer...


Thought of the day: You know, I don't blame those people Moses lead out of Egypt for complaining cuz honestly, I'm not that keen on honey, and milk can get really old. Maybe all he needed was a better pitch then "the land of milk and honey"

For Lack of Another Bad Name

This is another interactive post for anyone who feels like answering a question. You see, I was arguing with my little sister about songs (as I do quite often actually), love songs in particular and here was the argument.
Many of you may of heard the song "The Reason" by “Hoobastank”, many of you have not, also many of you may of heard of the band "five for fighting" and the song "something about you", but I am wagering even fewer of you have. I was arguing that "the reason" could kick "something about you's" ass any day in a sort of “winning your baby back” contest, but it wouldn’t be an argument if she agreed. If you have yet to hear the songs never fear, the Clown is here, and I have taken to liberty to post the lyrics......... right below...... look down!.

"the reason"
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you


"something about you"
It’s been to long and I’m about to be in time for me
It’s been to long and I’m in time

Baby there’s something about you that
I can hold on to
I’m going to hold on to that
Baby there’s something about you that
I can hold on to
I’m going to hold on to that

Theses of course are not the full songs, and of course you really can't judge unless you have actually heard the songs, but from the chorus lyrics, the best parts of both songs (yes I’m being fair), you can choose...... the song you would rather have someone sing to you that is (this is mostly for the girls).


Thought of the day: If your fat, never let people walk all over you, they might just like the squishy felling between their toes and not want to leave.

Blind Leading the Blind

Well, I guess it is time for a picture, so.... here it is. This is a picture me and my sister did with our eyes closed.

This is the one we did with our eyes closed








And this is what I think it would of looked like







Yup folks, it's a monkey fighting a dude with claws, and god sees it all. So there you have it.... a picture... happy?

In other news the Titans beat the Colts by a 60 yard field goal with 7 seconds left on the clock, GO TITANS.


Thought of the day: If you could read minds, this right here is what you would get. For real.

To my fans...

Dear Fans

I would like to apologize for the recent lack of posts, it has finally hit me that I have nothing of interest to post about. I am also sorry to inform you that you are in fact a minority, there are probably only 2, maybe 3 of you who come to this blog everyday, searching eagerly for something new from the mouth of the Clown. This post is for the 3 or so of you, I wish I had something interesting to post about, but sadly I am stuck here on my brothers computer scratching my head saying "what have I done recently?, what have I thought recently?". I guess you'll all (how ever few of you there are) will simply have to wait till inspiration strikes, but until that day... You'll probably see more lame posts like this.


Thought of the day: Yesterday I managed to breed... a bottle of deodorant with a tulip, don't ask me how I did it... Just... Just know that I did..........