Sharing my thoughts

(disclaimer) For all of you wondering, I am not complaining in this post, I just thought people would like to know what I think about.

Here are some things I think about: One thing I think about a lot is how stuff works, some people say I'm an idiot, others say I'm wired, but you can't tell me you never look at your hand and say "what the hell, how the heck does it move like that." Other things I often wonder about are things like cars or water faucets, no matter how hard I try I cannot understand how, or more importantly, why it works the way it does and instead of shooting out water why it doesn't shoot out lobsters.
The next thing I think about is stuff you could call perverted stuff or as I like to look at it "the funniest subject in the world." For instance: every time someone says I'm coming I just crack up laughing, most don't know why. I think it is the most fun thing in the world to make a really perverted joke and make it so perverted that no one knows it's perverted at all. Another instance: most people have a word they yell out during a basketball game to make someone miss such as "Barney"... Mine in "smegma"
another thing I think a lot about is what most people would call "nerdy stuff" the stuff I don't really say out loud, like what it would be like if I was a super hero and what power I would have. I even made up my own super hero trio, all their powers, and their arch villains.
Lastly: I think of anything and everything that pops into my head. I call it being as random as I can be, at one point I am thinking about a movie then I start thinking about deaf Mexican leprechauns. Or im thinking about a friend then quickly jump to the reason why spiderman doesn't shoot his web out of his ass like most spiders, personally I think thought jumping is quite fun. Anyway my mind is wondering so I'm going to end with my patented, completely random "thought of the day."

Thought of the day: I think that dissecting frogs is pretty sick, I think it would be a lot more fun to dissect Egg McMuffin because they have a lot of parts to.