Victory is Sweet

I don't think I've cheered so hard in a long, long time.


Thought of the Day: I regret to inform you that, dew the lack of thoughts recently, I have decided that I WILL NOT be doing thoughts on every post. Only on longer posts, or just whenever I have something funny in my head.

And this is how I completely disregard everything I was told...

Provocative title no? your probably wondering "what does it mean" well its simple, quite ironic really if I'm using that word right. I suppose it all started a few weeks ago, when I was talking with my sister, somehow we got onto the subject of online dating, she said that she would never online date, and I agreed with her 100%, stating that "I think its completely stupid and would never do it"... You can probably guess where I'm going with this... I feel like I should stop now, but, for those of you with an IQ of under 60, I'll explain....

.... I got a girlfriend, and not just that, I got an online girlfriend. Believe me when I say I had no clue, and was completely unaware till it was too late. honestly, it's like being drunk, you don't really remember what happened the other night, all you know is it did. I don't remember ever saying I would agree to be her boyfriend, in fact, to me it seemed like one moment we were carrying on a normal conversation like normal people, and the very next we were muttering romantic nothings... in Spanish (.....eh.....uh..... yeah). Now I know what you thinking "if you didn't want one, why don't you just break up?" well the answer to that is simple... I don't want to, I actually like her, shes fun to talk to, she makes me feel good, and... well... I just... like her.
All that however is not the most shocking part of it, at least not to me. No the most shocking part is.... well.... I might as well use another story. Actually this story is from just tonight. I was sitting down on the kitchen table... well actually the chair... the computer was on the table... anyway... I was sitting on a chair by the kitchen table when in comes three of my brothers, just back from San Antonio. Seeing me sitting there chatting with people online, I think its instinct for brothers to ask "sooo are you chatting to your girlfriend" in sort of a mocking voice. Now me, trying to think quick, and not wanting to have to explain a whole heap of things replied with a simple "maybe", in a tone that would imply jest, to make them think I was really joking, when really I was only telling a half truth. The most astonishing thing was, just after he said that, for some... random... ironic reason, he said "shes probably like 14".... Once again for those of you with a low IQ I will further elaborate. Yes... she is 14, but I didn't really realize this until it was... "to late" as you could say. I was talking with her and noticed her display picture, I looked at it and the first thing that came to mind was "Woah, that girls cute, and HEY! shes like my age, probably like 17". Now this wouldn't be that weird considering that with all the hormones put in the cows we eat, women are maturing at a much faster rate. What was weird was that she didn't act younger then me either. She acted like... well... like she was older. It didn't hit me till after I already started to like her. I looked at her profile and there, plain as day said "age 14"... yeah.... it was one of those "Wow... I am such a perv" moments... we've all had them. Anyway, even though most of you probably think its weird, I don't really.... I mean comon, my mom is 6 years older then my dad. that would be like me dating a 10 year old, THAT would be weird. Anyway, I'm only posting about it because it was stressing me trying to keep a secret, just to avoid the "disappointed/awkward/creepy glare" that I know I'll get........ Anyway......... there you have it. Oh, also, I think most guys would agree with my reasoning if they saw a picture of her... but if you over 18 that makes you a pedo, sorry, wadda ya gonna do.

P.S. Her sister told me that if I beak her heart she'll break my face..... not sure if that's good or not.

Oh and no, her screen name isn't "sexygirl69" (yeah)



Thought of the day: = Useless Power of the Day (but just today): The mad with the ability to flip light switches on and off and super human speed (powers only apply to lights).