Junkies

A couple days ago my 7 year old nephew came up to me and told me he had a dream about Final Fantasy, and was trying to figure out how to get "that blue thing" over the bad guys heads......................... Should I be worried?



Thought of the Day: You know, we have Lions, Sea Lions, Mountain Lions, I think Sand Lions, and all other kinds of lions. It makes one wonder........ Where else do lions live?

Gods Duck

Need I say any more...


Thought of the day: I don't care what anyone says, a frog WOULD! make the perfect aphrodisiac.

Pictures

Here's a few pictures of some random things.
My New Hair.
Michael... with an arm coming out of his head.
Kim, who I guess is camera shy.
David and Avicus.
After doing this I could of very easily made a list of all the parts that hurt. I couldn't move my arms much, my sides hurt every time I would bend over, and I couldn't grasp anything no matter how hard I tried. You can imagine my dilemma when on the toilet.
David climbing (yes that is a dead person below him)Showering.
The stupid coat.
(no comment needed)
And last but not least... This thing.


Thought of the Day: Although rubbing a magic lamp will give you a genie and 3 wishes, rubbing a girl named Genie will only give you herpes.

Happenings

If you have an IQ of over 90 it will be clear to you that this post is all about what I have been up to of late, along with a series of poorly strung together one liners and inside jokes directed to people who don't even read this blog.
Mike and his girl friend Kim came over a few days ago which was fun, we mostly just talked... I hadn't seen Mike in a long time, but... He still lies... for instance, I don't play with my "penie" nearly as often as he said, and I really don't think Kim has a gas problem. Anyway, we went to the park and had a Bar-B-Q where me and my Bro Jamie kicked his and my other brothers ass in basket ball (10 to 12 I believe) then talked about random pointless topics with Seth, Liz, and young Avicus at the austin Java where we got free advanced screenings tickets to "Alfa Dog" staring Justin Timberlake. I was actually surprised, his acting wasn't that bad, and the movie wasn't that bad either when I realized it was based on a true story, I really only have one thing to say about it thought... "Marco" (Inside joke... And you Probably still won't get it even if you watch the movie). After that we returned to the humble abode where I am currently staying and did stupid things like shoot marshmallows at eatchother and read passages in the book of "why we say it" (you thought I was gonna say Bible didn't you).
A couple days later Silas and Lily came over to spend the night and for some reason, which I'm not sure why, the downstairs neighbors complained about "bodyslaming noises"... Really? Bodyslaming Noises? Who knew that with 12 or more people walking on a small floor (half of witch being young and full of energy) could actually make noise... We were gonna go down there and invite them to our next "bodyslaming" competition, just for the heck of it.
Around that time (a day or so later) my brother (brother 8 of 8) called and invited me to stay at his place for a week or so, which I'll probably do in a few weeks, reason being we got more free advanced screening tickets to a movie called "somakin Aces" (not really expecting much, but you never know) on next Tuesday, the 22nd I believe. I'll just need to work out the trasportation. Anyway, that brings us to today where I started my day by babysitting my niece and nephew. The only problem was, the previous night I stayed up till about... ooo say... 3 Am, so needless to say I wasn't all that rested when my niece woke up at 6:30 crying for her dad, who had already left for work. It took me about 30 minutes just to get her back into bed. Also I changed my first diaper, that luckily, was not a crap diaper. It wasn't that bad, in fact, The thing that Probably disturbed my the most was the fact that my brother was singing a song about me changing a diaper, with guitar and everything. After that we went out, saw the movie "stranger then fiction" then went to a wing bar for dinner... And, thats pretty much it. Oh, that and, Jamie recently cut my hair, which he is so proud of, its a bit weird that he tells everyone, but hey, I finally have someone bragging about my hair for me.


Thought of the day: Printers scare me almost as much as sharks with daggers.

New Years Eve

Is this not the best smile you have ever seen... Look very closely just behind Brendon... Yeah.

P.S. I got a hair cut since then... it looks much better.


Thought of the day: Ironing your under ware while wearing them is never a good idea, but thats a story for another time.

Class Clown: The Return

That's right, finally, I'm posting again. I know what your thinking "it hasn't been THAT long has it?" well... It seems like longer..... Anyway, This post here should sum up everything that I have done since my last post. First Things First. I went to my brothers house to spend Christmas new years and any other holidays in between then and march. It was a good Christmas, I wont bore you with explaining every gift I got so I will just name them off in the handy vertical list

Shoes
Toiletry bag
2 shirts (one which I already had)
a bag of marshmallows
a marshmallow gun
and Final Fantasy XII

now do you see... Do you see why I haven.... No.... Why i COULDN'T post. I'm lost in the 40+ hour world of ivalice trying to save it from the evil Vayne and other shifty characters. Oh and if you are wondering, no, I haven't beaten it. Anyway, where was I. Christmas Dinner was also good but food is food so what can I say. We spent the next few days watching TV, watching Jesse fight Giant monsters, and launching nearly lethal marshmallows down peoples throats. I'll skip all the days of me playing video games (you can watch that on the documentary my brother is making of me on his new video camera... Really he's making it) and get straight to the interesting parts... humm, (pondering)... ahh, New years. I spent my new years eve in down town Austin with my brothers, sister-in-law, sister, nephew and niece (in case any of you REALLY want to know) which was pretty fun. We went to a parade where I swear the dancing confetti girls were trying to murder me with (much like the marshmallows) lethal balls of confetti to the face... If it was anything other then paper... I could of died. After that we walked around and saw some shows, heard some poetry, and walked halfway across down town Austin to see 6 florescent lights, you see, the event paper told us it was a spectacular tunnel of lights, BULL CRAP IT WAS SIX FLORESCENT LIGHTS IN A ROW. The poets weren't that bad though (I personally thought it was "a-hi-a-coo", but I guess we all still have things to learn). I can't remember any of the shows really except the "people dancing on the hotel wall" one. I especially remember wondering if it was 2 gay looking men in spandex, or women. I turns out, they may have been women... So... I'm still wondering.... Anyway, we went home and in the spirit of the new year, my brother made me and my sister what I think was a sour apple martini. I was pretty sure he made my sisters to strong when she turned at me with a big stupid smile on and said "woah... Its like... I'm looking here... And I turn this way... And everything gets dizzy until I look this way.... AHAHA" the weird thing was the glass was half full. Anyway, that about sums up everything I've done here unless you want to hear all about my adventures in the land of Playstation. So until next time everyone.


Thought of the day: much like certain fish, celling fans will lure you in with their bright light and kill you if your not careful.