Sunday, January 06, 2008

Because It Seemed Important...

... Well sorta... actually not really.

Anyway....

I just thought I would let everyone know that, after spending the entire 16 years of my still young life without ever once making a new years resolution, or at least not one I really meant, I finally have.

Though I don't feel like I should tell you what it is, seeing as how its pretty personal, I'm just going to say... its juicy, real juicy... in a very... sad... sad way.

And on that note (but so far off for all who don't know who... err... what I'm talking about. I.E. everyone), *ahem* Please... leave my brain alone, your pink fuzzy heart shaped ninja sword of doom's constant fantasy love slashes at my imagination is causing me to lose focus on things real....

and now... I retire.... Insane.....
HAHAHHAAHAH....ahhhhh


Thought of the Day: last night, believe it or not, I had a dream that I was a midget, and I fell in love with a girl that was half girl half fairy, but she was also sweedish, in her late 40's, and weighed about 115 to 170 pounds (it changed randomly), I later found out that she was a criminal known for taking advantage of midgets and making them fall in love with her, most surprisingly female midgets, ranging from what I could tell about 16 to 25 years old. The funny thing was they were all surprisingly hot for midgets... and naked, they were all naked too, hot naked teen-age midgets... *cough*... anyway, I ended up pretending to like her after I found out about her dirty little secret, but then called the wall-mart security on her, and had her sent away. I think the reason I was the only one out of her midget following to find out about her evil-ness was because I was part leprechaun, just like she was half fairy.... weird huh.........

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, LOL, your Thought of the Day...if I didn't know better I would think you were high. LOL

Nat said...

What are you smoking???

Blog God said...

(said in the voice of Ralph Wiggum) "Your Scary! AHHHHHH!"

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