Thursday, February 09, 2006

Sin City

Ok, well, I'm here in Las Vegas, Nevada and for once in a long time, I'm having fun, and being here, I have learned a few things:

1- you can live off timeshares

2- you have no trouble finding porn (I saw 7 booths in 6 hours)

3- Vegas is "not" a family based city

Other then that, I have been having a good time doing the few things here made for minors. The things I have done so far are...

1. climbed a 75 ft rock

2. went on the "New York New York" roller coaster

3. saw the V show (not short for what you are thinking of, mind you, it was a family oriented show) whitch featured Russians doing one-handed hand stands on other Russian's bald head, among other things.

4. bought a pair of dice with my name on it

5. saw the water show at the "Bellagio"

6. spent about 7 bucks in the arcaide

7. ate a midaevil buffet at "Excalibur"

8. went on a stupid 3 hour timeshare tour (for which they gave us $100.00 for Amy and I)

Here are the things in the magazine left to do...

1. the adventure dome at the circus circus with 24 rides

2. a bunch a magic shows

3. humm "Chippendales"... uhh, I'm not into dudes

4. "Treasure Island"

5. "Erocktica", now that looks good (lol )it says exciting topless action and... aww damnit you have to be 18 or older.

6. "Stratosphere", were gonna do a timeshare to get tickets to a show up there, some kinda immitation show of famous people.

The question that has been on my mind this whole time is "where can i get my fake ID"
alright, well, I'm being pressed for time, so I'll get back to you when I have the time.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha...watch our girls, here he comes.

BarbarianDave said...

when in need of a fake ID ask a Wetback.Although, you might have to learn a little spanish.

Class Clown said...

Ha well a little late though. im leaving tomorrow, and uhh sorry for the bad writing lol i was pressed for time.

Living My Fairytale said...

DISGUSTING

Don't ever use the words "Erotica", "Topless" or "Fake ID" in reference to yourself EVER again.

comprende?

Class Clown said...

Yeah well thats like all you see in Vegas, what else am I supost to say.

Anonymous said...

you should stick to talking about chippendales :P.

Tex

Tex