Neice # 4...... Right?

congratulations to "Loxy", "Spike" and "C" on Ella Gweneth Parker. May she forever be into Health food and superheroes On that note, I finally saw Spiderman 3 today, and, wouldn't ya know it, I was the lucky dude sitting next to the only two kids in full costume (one red, one black, as it should be).... yeah.


Thought of the Day: How do super models and actresses in good conscious take dumps?

Damn Paparazzi

Thats right, they got me. Why is it you never truly realize how ugly you are until you see yourself in a professional photograph? Ahh well. Anyway, I bet you all can guess what I'm going to post about right? If you said Wordstock give yourself a pat on the back, you just proved that you have the reasoning capability of an ape. First off I'd like to apologize to everyone I know, kinda know, or even would like to know whom I didn't talk to ( you know who you are.... well most of you) I'd like to say its not my fault, but that would be lying. The reason why I didn't really talk to any of you is simple, and can be broken down to four simple words. I was to shy... yeah, pretty lame excuse right? Well not for me. I can't tell you how many people I walked by that I simply just wanted to say hi to, but for some overly retarded reason couldn't. Is it really that hard? I can't even remember a reason why I am so shy anymore. It used to be because I didn't want people to hear me talk because I had a lisp type thing, but not anymore. I thought maybe its because of the long awkward pause that comes after the inevitable expiration of the pointless small talk (thats a good reason, but probably not it). Anyway, my point is I have lost a reason and its driving me insane! That is why I am making a promise, a promise that next year will be different, assuming of course there is going to be a next year for wordstock... or me (life's unexpected twists are so.... unexpected). Next year I am making a vow to be more assertive, more outgoing, and just more like me, the real me, the me you can meet online or on my blog, the me that people confess to actually ENJOY talking to. I promise, that will be me.......... Also I promise to be more buff and better looking, simply because better looking people are... better looking.

Anyhow, it seems I'm getting a little off topic, I'm suppose to be talking about this Wordstock, not the possible next one. So with no further ado I will tell you in my own way what I thought of Wordstock...

That should say enough.

P.S. Don't any of you get the wrong idea and think I didn't like Wordstock or that I am complaining. It was a blast.


Thought of the Day: It takes a secure man to wear pink, but it takes an even more secure man to know that he is secure enough to not need to wear pink to prove he is secure.

Remembering Back

Do any of you remember the post "2:43 AM". Well if you don't I'll remind you. It was a music video I put up on Youtube of an X-Men cartoon I used to watch. Well about 20 minutes ago I got a letter from Youtube staff informing me that the Marvel company had pulled my video dew to copyright infringement.............

................ I'M A CRIMINAL.




Thought of the Day: Now that I'm a criminal I'm gonna buy an overpriced pirated DVD.

2(2x + 1) - 11 = 2x - 5

"Add to or subtract from each member any known term that stands beside an unknown term, according as its sign is - or +."






...... WHAT???


Thought of the Day: Homosexuality is unto Elton John as stink is unto crap

Random Repetitive Ramblings

Welp.... its been about two weeks since my last post and I still have yet to think of anything worth posting... so, I'm just going to fill you in on recent happenings (with the classic Clown twist).

Ok, First off, my family’s been visiting, and for me, having in the area of 20 "close enough" siblings its really not that big a deal. Its been fun though, I got to see me sister and my niece before they flew off the Philippines, and I got to see my brother and brother-in-law spend all day playing video games... Yeah... Riveting. Also, recently, I had a dental revelation, spending 5 dollars on a "4ish" inch tube of tooth paste, that, along with triple A batteries and some brand new comfy black undies added up to a total of 20 dollars, AKA, MY FRICKEN' LIFE SAVINGS!
I've also been spending time in the local Wall-Mart playing their ever so addictive Guitar Hero game they have set up for junkies like me. But it all gets me to thinking, why can't they make a Piano hero? Piano is fun to play. The only reason no one wants to play it is because they are afraid of being called "Pianists". Well I have news for you, Pianism isn't as gay as Elton John and Liberace make it out to be, in fact the quickest way to a woman’s heart is through music.... or food.... or sex..... well.... there are plenty of ways to a woman’s heart, but the Piano is a sure thing. Anyway, I know there are going to be hundreds (and by hundreds I mean 6 or 7) comments saying how gay piano is and how I totally screwed up the ways to a woman’s heart, so I will stop there.

Along with the dental revelation I also realized a few things since I last posted. One thing is that I don't like when my parents read my blog around me, its just weird, so.... if you’re reading this, don’t read it near me.

I realized that the things I currently want to be most in life are a Graphic artist, Pianist, Break dancer and Ping Pongist.(don’t laugh, its not nice)

And I realized that Hanes really are the best.

Welp... that’s pretty much all that’s been going on here..... so....



Thought of the Day: The man at Best Buy seemed surprised when I asked for a Vampire Protector rather then a surge protector. I think he'll think a bit differently when he gets fed upon

Paranoia vs Protection

There are 10 things in this world one should avoid in order to stay alive, and these are them.
*note* I realize that in reality there really are more then ten, but I believe that these are the ten most urgent things, the ten things you should ALWAYS be looking out for

10. The first thing you should avoid to ensure your longevity are prom queens. I have seen enough dorky teen comedies in my day to know that they can be deadly with those flowers and bitchy remarks

9. GOOGLE BLOGGER!!!....... AHHHHHHH

8. Spastic fits of rage where you lose consciousness only waking up to find yourself rubbing your nipples. These can be very bad in the wrong crowds, namely gay bars.

7. Dreams.... where you wake up to find yourself rubbing your nipples. Ok so its not lethal but it can still be rather bad *cough* check your sheets if you don't believe me

6. Blankets/sheets/underwear featuring Batman. it may sound stupid but if your sheets ever did come alive batman would be the LAST person you would want to have to wrestle to the ground.

5. people who use cursive WHILE TALKING! Its more dangerous then you think just because of the fact its never happened before, who knows what would happen if it did. For all we know the universe could crumble, I don't really want to find out myself.

4. www.wekillyou.com, the name alone not only suggests caution, but invokes curiosity and stupidity, especially among stoners.

3. People who say their a sex machine. Well think of it this way, if they were built for sex who knows what else they could of been built for, possibly, MURDER! perhaps. They might not even know it either, maybe its in their programing to not know they’re killers, and then just when you least expect it... BAM! you die during the best sex ever.

2. Kevin Bacon....... he freaks the S*^$ out of me

and 1. Well, this ones kinda gonna be a tough one to tell you, but it needs to be said, so ill just say it..... look to the person next to you.......


Thought of the Day: The Lifetime network has shown us that if you’re a girl there’s a 100% chance that the person sitting next to you will rape you, and if you’re a guy there’s a 100% chance that the girl sitting next to you will kill you for cheating on her... sucks huh

Can't Help Myself

I must....
Also check out this (most recent) trailer

Yes... I know... I'm a nerd...



Thought of the Day: A wise man would tell you "junk food is bad for you" but a wiser man would tell you "bad for you, is junk food"