This Christmas...

...I am getting the greatest gift of all......

.... my sanity,
and by that I mean...


I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ARIZONA!!!!!


Thought of the Day: Recent studies prove that penguins aren't that keen on elves

Public Bathrooms

A few days ago I went to bathroom to take a shower, but needed to go the bathroom first. So I went into the stall and sat down. My eye was immediately caught by strange writings on the wall

Wall: for hot sex be here at 12 15 10:pm
Ben: (looks at watch)
Watch: 12 15, 9:19
Ben: humm, I guess I had better hurry up with this shower
Ben: (walks into the shower stall)
Bathroom door: CREAK
Ben: looks at watch
Watch: 9:56
Door: Creak... Creak
People (at least 3): blah blah blah

I can't help but wonder if they all heard the walls offer...


Thought of the day: You know, I don't blame those people Moses lead out of Egypt for complaining cuz honestly, I'm not that keen on honey, and milk can get really old. Maybe all he needed was a better pitch then "the land of milk and honey"

For Lack of Another Bad Name

This is another interactive post for anyone who feels like answering a question. You see, I was arguing with my little sister about songs (as I do quite often actually), love songs in particular and here was the argument.
Many of you may of heard the song "The Reason" by “Hoobastank”, many of you have not, also many of you may of heard of the band "five for fighting" and the song "something about you", but I am wagering even fewer of you have. I was arguing that "the reason" could kick "something about you's" ass any day in a sort of “winning your baby back” contest, but it wouldn’t be an argument if she agreed. If you have yet to hear the songs never fear, the Clown is here, and I have taken to liberty to post the lyrics......... right below...... look down!.

"the reason"
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you


"something about you"
It’s been to long and I’m about to be in time for me
It’s been to long and I’m in time

Baby there’s something about you that
I can hold on to
I’m going to hold on to that
Baby there’s something about you that
I can hold on to
I’m going to hold on to that

Theses of course are not the full songs, and of course you really can't judge unless you have actually heard the songs, but from the chorus lyrics, the best parts of both songs (yes I’m being fair), you can choose...... the song you would rather have someone sing to you that is (this is mostly for the girls).


Thought of the day: If your fat, never let people walk all over you, they might just like the squishy felling between their toes and not want to leave.

Blind Leading the Blind

Well, I guess it is time for a picture, so.... here it is. This is a picture me and my sister did with our eyes closed.

This is the one we did with our eyes closed








And this is what I think it would of looked like







Yup folks, it's a monkey fighting a dude with claws, and god sees it all. So there you have it.... a picture... happy?

In other news the Titans beat the Colts by a 60 yard field goal with 7 seconds left on the clock, GO TITANS.


Thought of the day: If you could read minds, this right here is what you would get. For real.

To my fans...

Dear Fans

I would like to apologize for the recent lack of posts, it has finally hit me that I have nothing of interest to post about. I am also sorry to inform you that you are in fact a minority, there are probably only 2, maybe 3 of you who come to this blog everyday, searching eagerly for something new from the mouth of the Clown. This post is for the 3 or so of you, I wish I had something interesting to post about, but sadly I am stuck here on my brothers computer scratching my head saying "what have I done recently?, what have I thought recently?". I guess you'll all (how ever few of you there are) will simply have to wait till inspiration strikes, but until that day... You'll probably see more lame posts like this.


Thought of the day: Yesterday I managed to breed... a bottle of deodorant with a tulip, don't ask me how I did it... Just... Just know that I did..........