Do you ever wish you had 11 fingers?
Do you ever wish lights would react to sexiness, that way when a sexy person walked into a dark room everyone would know?
Do you ever wish lights would react to Kevin Bacon, that way when Kevin Bacon walked into a dark room everyone would know... and could run?
Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Do you ever wish someone else was you?
Do you ever wish you were the person that was being you in your body?.... well good, cuz ya are.
Do you ever wish Mimes could talk?... I do
Do you ever wish I would shut up? **** you
Do you ever wish we controlled the words, instead of them controlling us?
Do you ever wish that the fun things weren’t sins?
Do you ever wish the "View Blog" button would take you to a parallel universe where the "View Blog" button didn't take you to a parallel universe?
Do you ever wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? (god *rolls eyes*)
Do you ever wish C came before I!! except after E?
Do you ever wish "Ctrl" was "Alt", "Alt" was "Shift", "Shift" was "Up" and "Up was "Mongoose"?
Do you ever wish we had to say the word "kumquat" at least once a day?
Do you ever wish things wouldn't end so anticlimactically?
Thought of the Day: have you ever crapped you pants in front of a hot girl when thinking of the thought of crapped your pants in front of a hot girl?.... I haven't.....
P.S. I would just like to let everyone know that I did this post all by myself, with no help from anyone.... nope.... no one..... all by myself................. no help here......................
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Do You Ever Wish
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4 comments:
I've never wished for any of those things.....except for you to shut up.....I've wished for that a few times :D.
hahah pretty funny, I had a good laugh. Your mind works in strange ways.
after reading this post..wich was like three days ago, i've been saying kumquat once a day.You should try.
I do have eleven fingers.........heh!
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