A New Year

Before you ask the question your going to ask I'm going to answer that question, before you ask it. No, I am not going to post about my Christmas or my New Year's party because frankly thats not any of your business. Also, I have always thought it's rather pointless telling people about all the fun you've had, I think it just bugs people. Instead, I am going to make a list. A list of ESSENTIALS, for next years Christmas party\ New Years party.

Item Number 1. Mop. A mop will come in very handy if you have small children around who like to make messes.

No. 2. Bucket. At most party's there are plenty of guests, and plenty of guests means plenty of cars. Don't you think it would be great to have a bucket that everyone could put their keys into. That way no one would have to wast time looking for their keys, they'll know just where they are

No. 3. Padding around the Toilet. If you're anything like me you know just how painful it can be sitting on a toilet without foot padding, if you have anything from a stubbed little tow to a nasty bunion its a must. Also the guests will love it, and want to come back for future party's.

No. 4. Laundry Soap. Nothing stains that red and green sweater like Eggnog, and theres no greater annoyance then not being able to wash it out right away. So make sure you have plenty on hand.

No. 5. Low Beds. My motto has always been safety first, and if there is one thing bunk beds aren't, its safe. Make sure that if someone falls asleep at the party from all the filing food (sometimes thats all it takes) put him on one of the low beds, so that he won't accidentally roll off and hurt his jaw and have to walk around for the next three days thinking to himself "why the hell does my jaw hurt so bad?"

And last but not least, the most essential thing in any party is a healthy supply of tomato juice, theres nothing better to start the new year off with a big heaping plate of blueberry pancakes and a nice big glass of tomato juice, yum.

Oh and is it to much to ask for a car with decent shocks? I almost hurled twice in that fricken' thing.


Thought of the Day: I put the "meister" back in Jagermeister... as in, "oh that class clown is such a.... cool meister".... or, or, "Pimp Meister"............. Yeah.