20 Things you need to know about me

20. The first thing you need to know about me is that I'm a dude. Yes a teenage guy who doesn't really live anywhere.

19. I really don't like acting smart even though I have had countless people say that I am one of the smartest people they know. Honestly, I would really like to be just as stupid as the average person, maybe it would make me a little more normal.

18. Feet, to me are more then just body parts, they are friends. I often find myself getting angry at people who don't like their feet, or saying that they don’t need their toes for anything. Feet are cool, almost as cool as hands, and you know it!

17. I like music, all kinds of music, anything that's got a good beat and good vocals. or something without either, like Mozart

16. I like to speak my mind on either, a chat thingy, my blog, on paper, or anywhere else where you can't hear my voice. I don't know why though, its sort of a problem.

15. Money, like leprechauns, doesn’t really mean all that much to me right now. I'm not one of those greedy people who would do anything for money. In fact, there isn't much I will do for money

14. I like to name my personal Items. Items that mean a lot to me, like my keyboard "Karen" or MP3 player "Nora", don't ask why I named them that, its just the first thing that came to mind.

13. I hate math but at the same time I sorta like it. I hate the way it is so annoying and hard, but I like the way it all has a formula and can't change (yes you NEEDED! to know that about me)

12. I would like to say I don't care what you think about me, but then, why would I shower everyday, use 2 different kinds of deodorant, gel my hair, use acne cream, or even tell you in detail all the things that make me smell/look better.

11. I like the number 11, its like, the two little guys standing together to make a bigger number. Kinda give a feeling of power doesn't it.

10. I have always wanted to die by the Lochness monster, I have never know why though. I guess something about the mystery of it, the size of it, plus I have a strange fetish for giant monsters

9. I like peanut butter, I don't care what anybody else says, it’s the best, its so original, every day I kiss a picture of Gorge Washington Carver before I do anything.

8. I like friends. Your probably thinking "is that why you have so little", well the answer is yes. why have a bunch of friends you don’t like, when you can have a few who you really like and who really like you.

7. I also don’t judge by race, I know a bunch of people who say, hate Spanish, or Canadians and so on, but not me, I judge by the person. In fact I plan on marrying a half french Canadian half Mexican some day........ ok, for all of you who don't obsess like I do, I was talking about Jessica Alba, yeah I'm pretty sure that’s what she is.

6. I like any kind of animal, animals to me are one of gods greatest creations (next to women).

5. I love to dance, I don't care if you say its gay, dancing is like one of the coolest things ever, especially Break Dancing. That has always been one of my dreams, to be a professional Break Dancer (if there is such a thing)

4. I love my hands. They do so much for me, no words can ever thank my hands for all they have done. I mean come on, they are typing this for all you people, so maybe YOU should be thanking my hands.

3. humm, Ping Pong.

2. I love to make people laugh, making people laugh is my life. Without humor the world would be boring, talking to someone would suck, life would just be an annoying waste of time. If I couldn't make people laugh I would probably be... well I don't even know, because a humorless world is something I couldn't imagine (with out the help of Star Trek). You all probably know that this is my life, in fact there is only one earthly thing that means more to me, a thing that, without it, I just wouldn’t be me...

1. MONKEYS!!!


Thought of the day: Just imagine for a second that you’re the dog being pushed off the leg your intent on humping, how would you feel?

Dreaming...

Michael Paone: Ben!... Ben!... Ben the boat is sinking, what are we going to do?

Ben: I don’t know, but we'll have to think fast

Mike: What are we going to do, were not going to make it out of here! and what about the animails, were dead, DEAD!

Ben: BUCK UP DAMNIT, COMON! now we have a job to do, we promised we would have these animals delivered to that circus and by god were going to get them there.

Mike: ok... but did you forget... THE BOAT IS SINKING!

Ben: I KNOW! I know, we'll just... we'll just have to brainstorm

Mike: Wait!.... no no

Ben: what?

Mike: well, I was thinking.... the cannon

Ben: what cannon?

Mike: the human cannon ball cannon, remember, its with the equipment for the circus.

Ben: yes YES YES! that can do it.... WE'LL SHOOT THE ANIMALS TO SHORE

Mike: on it!

Ben: Load the Tigers and Goats first, next comes the ducks and crocodiles.

Mike: loading...

Ben: (whispering) god speed you majestic beasts.

Cannon: POW!!!!!

(later)

Mike: that’s all of them, uh oh, THE DECK IS SINKING, QUICK CLIMB THE TOWER!!

Ben: NOOO the cannon!! its sunk, that’s it then... were trapped, there’s no way off.

Mike: I'd just like to say that.... well its been a pleasure sailing with you.

Ben: likewise, I just... I hope the animals made it.

Mike: yeah, but maybe it wasn't the best idea to use a cannon.

(both take deep breath, then go down with the ship)

THE END!

Note: this was an actual dream I had a long long time ago featuring Michael Paone, Me, and Grrrr the Tiger (who I just named now)


Thought of the day: Dear readers, I think you should know. There is an epidemic today of people launching tigers out of cannons. You are the only ones who can stop this, You must confront this problem, "only you can prevent the cannon fire". So please, stop the senseless waste of Tigers today.

Help me!

I'm so...... Sooooo bored right now! and basically for this last year.

I need more people on my chat list that actually get on.


Thought of the day: Most people say that the love of money is the root of all evil, well I think that is the SECOND most root of all evil. The real root of all evil is Kevin Bacon.

Wow....

I feel so loved


Thought of the day: Do you ever look at your toes and think "why the heck does my pinky toe ride the other like a horsey" no? just me? ok.

Praying for a Home

I'm sure by now most of you know that I am not technically in the family right, but I'm sure you also know that I am trying hard to rejoin, but it is not as easy as it sounds. However I can't really join a home right now because of the fact that I am only 15 and my school is yet to be finished, so I ask of you. Spread to word, if at all possible. god willing after summer 2007 I should be finished with my school and be able to rejoin, and I would like to do so as soon as possible. Tell everyone you know to tell everyone they know that you know someone (and you can describe me in your own words) who is willing, committed, a hard worker, and wants to rejoin more then anyone else I know of. I remember how long it took my brother to join and I really dont want to have to go through all that. Remember this post because you probably wont see me act serious on my blog again, but I needed to say it. So please, pray that I will be able to find a good home as soon as possible.

My Art

Well to all the friends (few as you are) who told me to show you my art, here you go.
Ok, I know a self portrait is pretty lame, but think about it this way. I'm home all alone, no one around, and I realize I have no pictures of my friends on my computer. Anyway tell me what you think. I think it looks pretty authentic anyway. The next one isn’t finished yet so bare with me, so far it has taken me about 3 days, so I have sort of put it on a halt, I honestly hate finishing pictures. But of what is finished you can see, I have done his hand, legs, arm, and cape, in case you cant tell. If your wondering about my pictures, and why they all seem so... corny, well that’s because I mostly draw super heros, (they wear masks making them easier) including ones I made up, like this fellow. I know its not the greatest, but keep in mind it is only a sketch that I did in about 15 minutes. Also it is the only freehand drawing I have on here. Then we have good ole' Iron Man doing his thing, this one I actual quit for a little while, until I noticed his half finished leg in my art folder and though, (what a wonderful way to kill time) so here he is now, all finished.
Note: most of you are probably thinking these drawings are all pretty lame, well, I would like to say two things. One: Drawing for me isn't really a hobby or an obsession or anything like that, it is more of a way to pass the time, so I don’t really practice that much. And two: YOU’RE A JERK!!!!! you jerk!

Thought of the day: On the subject of super heros I would just like to say, Louis Lane is a moron, is she blind or just that stupid.

Un Devoted Devotees

Sorry but I just had to say it to all the people who didn't want to read my last 3 posts because they were to long, I mean, I only got 4 comments on my last one, and that’s not fun, because I really like comments. Anyway I don’t really know what to post about so I will just say

Comment
Because I like it
Comment
Because I like it
its so subliminal
you know you want to
Even just to say, no I don’t
this just gave me an idea for a song
SWEET


Thought of the day: If you were me and I were you, what would you do..... with my body.... never mind.

Me Trying to be Funny

Recently, well not exactly recently but yeah, ahem, over my entire life span I have had people calling me funny, "oh your so funny Benny Boy", "hahaha dude your so funny", "hmm, your funny, but not funny in the way that your just... funny, funny in the way that everything you say is so stupid that it is somehow... funny" to name a few. Anyway I though maybe I would take a subject that’s not funny... no, take a subject that is so far away from funny it is just plain boring and make it funny, something like... showers, so here I go, my funny post about all the showers I have seen over the years.

Lest start when I started taking public showers, in Thousand Trails TX. Hmm its hard to find any faults in there really except for the time the cleaning lady walked in on me getting dressed. She knocks on the door and I am thinking "it’s a public shower, why is he knocking" when she said "Cleaning lady" I figured she would hear the shower going and not come in so I didn’t say anything, lucky for me I was getting dressed so I had my boxers over my knees so when she opened the curtains (as fast as she possibly could) she didn’t see my bare knees, phewif...

then we have Park on the Lake also in Houston TX. These showers weren’t that bad except that every single shower head sucked, two of them for instance were just so painfully fast that when I came out I would sometimes have small bruises all over me, the other ones were basically just as fast except it came out like a stinging mist, meaning that I looked like one big bruise.

Quartzite AZ.... HAD NO DAMN SHOWER

Yuma AZ. these showers weren’t bad except for the fact that when someone would flush the toilet would get the burn of your life. It was sort of funny though, listen to the screams coming from the shower every time I would flush the toilet "AHHHH WHAT THE HELL" "MOTHER OF GOD" "#&$@ IT BURNS, AHHHH MY SKIN, ILL KILL YOU LITTLE F&$^##", I had my share of screams to, not as bad as that though... also I saw a full sized black guy bathing his naked body in a public sink, yeah, not cool.

Lake Cove TN. The showers here weren’t that bad except for the fact that they were filled with bugs so... yeah... that was kinda sick.

Alabama. Hmm, I would have to say that the showers here were designed the stupidest by far, they were made so you could see the chest, head and feet of your fellow shower... sort of like a urinal. Occasionally you would get some dude walk in and inch his way over to the dividing bar, look down with some sick look on his face and say somthing like "hey how’s it going" or "you, you come here often". There are three words you need to memorize if you ever go to Blue Grass RV resort in Folie Alabama... "Sorry, I'm heterosexual"

Dam Park in TN. This shower was actually pretty nice, they had two heights, one for midgets, and one for normal people, the only bad thing was they didn’t have any lock, and yes I did have a little black kid walk in and stare in amazement, who knows how long he was standing there staring at my ass before he stated "oh... sorry" then left.

some other public ones that weren’t all that public were the MATCH meetings and Wordstock.
The MATCH meeting ones I swear were designed for Midgets, we would have people saying "how low can you go" while shampooing our hair, also it was very easy to watch people shower from one of the top bunks... which I saw someone doing... the guy in the shower didn’t even notice until the other softly and sincerely said "I love you".
The Wordstock showers were pretty normal, in fact they were very normal, but my team leader ("Johnny" the japanese dude who everyone seems to know now) wasn’t, we would often see him walking naked to the shower stalls saying, "hey its not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean", "that’s just something people with small penises say" was the usual response by everyone.

Anyway, I hope my adventurers in shower land was funny, and if it wasn’t, I mean, come on, look what I had to work with... showers.

Thought of the day: why is it that you always hear pleasurable moans coming from the stall next to you, just because that guy is having the time of his life doesn’t mean he has to let everyone else know.

Disclaimer: if this post seems sorta bad its because I did it as fast as I could, I could lose the internet any second now.